Twitter Updates from @pibby for 2009-07-01

• Watching a movie called Friends and Neighbors, I hope it’s decent. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0119517/ #
• “What, the best lay that I’ve ever had? That’s easy, it’s me! Nobody gives me more pleasure than I give myself.” #
• RT @KimmyT22: OMG, must get CC on Chelsea. would be so brilliant. she would rock the Handler || Yes, yes, a thousand times YES! #
• And Catherine Keener has just starting making out with the hot art girl *applauds* #
• RT @akomuzikera: phoebe: see, he’s her lobster! #friends #
• G’night twatters!! Hope you have a lovely morning! #
• Wow, that’s three of you now that have admitted to dreaming about me: @BFly33, @suzysak, and @fhgrl33 O_O #
• RT @Sunshineliron: @pibby @fhgrl33 @tamelle You were all really good, too ;) || I would expect nothing less! #
• Doctor’s appointment in 1.5 hours… eeep! #
• ROFL, I’ve been where Natalia is- praying for the result to be negative and promising over and over to never have sex again. #
• RT @jetgirl78: “Are you sexually active?” // “Yes” // “What do you use for birth control?” // “Uhm, no sperm.” — Lesbo sex for the win. #
• Ok, gotta go to the doctor now :’( #
• Waiting for the doc to come in http://twitpic.com/8z29r #
• Nurse: We might need more urine than that.
  Me: Well it’s not as if I stopped mid-stream so I could save the rest for *my* toilet. #
• RT @swisher65: @pibby Just read your pee-tweet. Are you preggo?? || FUCK NO! But I do have a urinary tract infection :’( #
• RT @jetgirl78: Friday Night Fangirl Fight, 2 days early: Dimples Vs. Dimples: http://jetgirl78.livejournal.com/328129.html #JessicaLeccia #
• RT @Jeffrey_Donovan: Will be at the Fenway Park Friday night throwing out first pitch. So honored. Can’t wait!! || Congrats JD! #
• Which one of yall just emailed me the picture of the cute Canadians? #
• God, I was to kiss you on the mouth just to stop you from saying such ridiculous things. #30Rock #

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